Calm down—that headline really means “to own a tote bag with a design by Laura Ballance.” Merge Records is selling the bags, featuring the label’s logo and a penguin drawing by artist/saucy Superchunk bassist/Merge co-mogul Ballance, on its website at the bargain price of $9.99. Get yours here. Next up from the label: Jim Wilbur hair-care products.
