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Welcome To The Dollhouse, Scumfuc

Rock ‘n’ roll collectibles company Aggronautix has debuted its GG Allin “throbblehead” doll, a limited-edition (2,000) effigy of late gross-out punk legend Allin. At seven inches tall, your li’l GG is accurately covered in tattoos, fecal matter and blood (not real blood or feces) and portrays him circa 1991.

Also available is a throbblehead doll of Meatmen frontman Tesco Vee making two obscene gestures, which is an amazing feat for an unposable figurine. Vee himself had this to say about being cast in polyresin: “My nipples are still vibrating and my scrotum glows red hot … a boiling cauldron of man seed … as I gaze upon me, Tesco Vee, nodding in agreement to every fuckin thing you say, flipping off the world and all of its inhabitants most notably god fearin’ Republicans (I’m sodomizing Ann Coulter as we speak …with my Throbblehead of course!) and the French!”

The throbblehead dolls are $14.95 each. I know what you’re thinking: It’s a shame these things weren’t available in time for Mother’s Day.