From The Desk Of We Are Scientists: The Rubber Band Wallet

We Are Scientists—the duo of vocalist/guitarist Keith Murray and bassist/vocalist Chris Cain—are known for the oblique humor and intelligence that they bring to their music, but a question about their sharp mental acuity produces gales of laughter. “I don’t believe brains or wit are particularly helpful, or necessary, in pop music,” Murray says, still chuckling. “If we intended our appeal to be narrow and excessively insular, those qualities might be good for us, but nobody likes a smartass.” Despite this protestation, the songs on the band’s new LP, TV En Français (Dine Alone), are brimming over with wry humor and skewed insights into the state of modern romance. TV En Français was recorded with the help of producer Chris Coady (Yeah Yeah Yeahs, TV On The Radio), who helped give the album a polished, expansive sound. Cain will be guest editing magnetmagazine.com all week. Read our brand new feature on the band.

RubberBandWallet

Cain: The Rubber Band Wallet is just what it sounds like: a rubber band you use as a wallet. For a while, several years ago, the Duct Tape Wallet was all the rage. And sure, we dipped a toe into that hand-fashioned river. But it ran its course, because it was flawed, and here’s how: The attraction was to the simplicity, to the single ingredient, one not normally destined for as lofty a station as “container of valuables”—this was a material closely associated with plumbing and brutalist, stopgap repairs. But that “badass” quality was nullified by the complexity, the prissiness, of assembling one of these things. Getting the edges all squared away and eliminating the sticky surfaces, this took time, and quite a bit of dainty care. It was a distinctly anti-MacGyver deployment of that manly adhesive, as was apparent to anyone who caught sight of one. So your discomfort as a maker/user couldn’t even remain private, and that was the real nail in the Duct Tape Wallet’s wallet-coffin.

Enter the Rubber Band Wallet. Take your credit cards and your driver’s license, your memberships and loyalty thingies, and put ‘em in a pile, like a deck of cards. Now take your cash and wrap it around the deck of cards. Now wrap a rubber band around that. Et voila.

Choosing the perfect rubber band is up to you—we like the fat blue ones our New York Times gets delivered in. (A new wallet every day with your paper!) A longer band allows you to wrap your valuables once the short way and once the long way, like an old-fashioned parcel pulled from a cowboy’s (tiny) saddle bag. (You may feel more secure using a double-wrap initially, but you’ll come to realize it’s unnecessary: in two or three years of Rubber Band Wallet use, nothing’s ever slipped out of ours—even receipts and drink tickets manage to keep a hold.)

All the really good, useful tricks are way too simple to be described in an instructional YouTube video. Ever notice that?