Look It’s (Bad For) Baseball: Pete Rose Turns 77

We never were a Pete Rose fan (the betting on baseball, the tax evasion, the banging of young girls, the general douchebagness), but since Bob Pollard did the music for a documentary on Charlie Hustle (ladies and germs, that would be a great porn name if it’s not already taken), we’ll wish Petey a happy 77th birthday. But no Hall Of Fame for you!