The MAGNET Classic Rock Baked Goods Contest (henceforth known as CRBGC) generated fierce competition; we must’ve tapped into something quite ... scary. The judges had a tough time picking five winners (partly due to multiple spit-takes at the bar), so we picked 10. Then we had to include some as honorable mentions. And the CRBGC winners are (in no particular order):

Average White Bread
Pita Frampton
I'm Waiting For The Flan
Styxy Buns
Quiche Richards
The Fabulous Thunderbundt
The Wild, The Innocent And The E Street Souffle
I Focaccia You, Babe
Tart Garfunkel
Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Marzipan

HONORABLE MENTION

Buddy Challah and the Crispix
Emerson, Cake and Palmer
Red Velvet Underground Cake
Croissantana
Three Devildog Night
Peggy Tiramisu
Jungle Cookie
The Wind Cries Calamari
Some Kind Of Wonderfritter

HONORABLE MENTION #2 (These are entries that didn’t qualify for prizes because they’re not actually classic rock or, in some cases, not actually baked goods.)

Girls Against Boysenberry Pie
Modest Mouseketeer
Knights In White Frosting
Cinnabon Jovi
Guadalcannoli Diary
Teenage Flanclub
L.A. Buns
The Misgrits
Torte(us)
Flock of Bagels
Megadeth By Chocolate
Three Slayer Cake
Tiramisiouxsie And The Banshees